anal sphincter vomit cookies (peanut butter cookies)

Peanut butter cooked into things....my soul just threw up. Don't get me wrong CREAMY (crunchy tastes like somebody cut up cat crap and mashed it into my peanut butter) peanut butter is delicious ON SANDWICHES. It should be used for nothing else. I just spent an hour in peanut butter/shortening/flour covered clothes chopping up bits of my soul to put into these cookies and the came out looking like an animal vomited out of it's butt onto a cookie sheet. It pissed me off just a bit. I wouldn't have made them except for the fact that my school has a fundraiser tomorrow and me being an important part of such I had to make nasty crap filled cookies and to make it so much more wonderful I have to stand outside for 3 hours in the 92 degree weather washing cars for people who's kids most likely hate my guts 'cause I didn't say hello to them today. On top of that somebody stuck a pencil down my boot, broke a rubber band on my arm, stepped on my broken toe TWICE, and told me I looked like Velma from Scooby-Doo (who still watches that show?). Fun day. I think I'm gonna move to Canada...they're nice over there...maybe somebody can teach me how to make cookies properly. Anyway I have a Algebra 2 test to study for tomorrow. I'll probably tell you what else pissed me off tomorrow.

ORIGAMI!

So as stated below, I like origami. I just made some paper lanterns that took about two hours....Oh summer.... Anyway they're pretty darn awesome and I'll post a picture after they're hanged. Right now however I am listening to Florence + The Machine while trying to get my stupid DVD remote to work. I'm about to bang it up against the wall. So that's about it...I just wanted to type really...it's extremly fun..for some odd reason...okay...bye now!

Check This Shiz!

So I got a new blog! Mostly 'cause I just want to be random and talk about anything on this one. I'll probably still do some critic stuff on this one but it won't be based around it. Anyway I just bought my tickets to the Harry Potter Premiere! I'm dressing up as Bellatrix and going with some of my family and friends...we're kinda major (awesome) geek/nerds...My friend Jomo (I have nicknames for all my friends and family so that's how I shall refer to them...some have more nicknames then others...I have ADHD so I get FREAKIN' bored) is going as Rita Skeeter, Boofus is going as McGonagall, Mickidemus is going as a Ravenclaw student (cause Ravenclaw the bomb), and I have no idea what my fellow hobbits are coming as...I'll post a picture before the premiere. Sooooo it's gonna be the bomb to my terrorist! ...Sorry...that was pretty horrible...I just couldn't help myself. Speaking of terrorists (cause itsn't this a wonderful topic!) I didn't learn 'til three days later that Bin Laden was dead...I'm not particulary with the news...it sorta bores me...I usually run around my house with a top hat and cape singing the "Suit Up" song at the top of my lungs. I love "How I Met Your Mother" (or HIMYM...pronouced "him-yim" wonderfully fun to say) or basically anything with Jason Segel or Neil Patrick Harris in it (it's such a shame he's gay...so bueatiful...what a waste). Which is why the new Muppets movie is gonna be legendary! I will also be going to that premiere. Anyway it's adventure time! Not really...just Potter Puppet Pal time. Live long and prosper while I'm gone!