anal sphincter vomit cookies (peanut butter cookies)

Peanut butter cooked into things....my soul just threw up. Don't get me wrong CREAMY (crunchy tastes like somebody cut up cat crap and mashed it into my peanut butter) peanut butter is delicious ON SANDWICHES. It should be used for nothing else. I just spent an hour in peanut butter/shortening/flour covered clothes chopping up bits of my soul to put into these cookies and the came out looking like an animal vomited out of it's butt onto a cookie sheet. It pissed me off just a bit. I wouldn't have made them except for the fact that my school has a fundraiser tomorrow and me being an important part of such I had to make nasty crap filled cookies and to make it so much more wonderful I have to stand outside for 3 hours in the 92 degree weather washing cars for people who's kids most likely hate my guts 'cause I didn't say hello to them today. On top of that somebody stuck a pencil down my boot, broke a rubber band on my arm, stepped on my broken toe TWICE, and told me I looked like Velma from Scooby-Doo (who still watches that show?). Fun day. I think I'm gonna move to Canada...they're nice over there...maybe somebody can teach me how to make cookies properly. Anyway I have a Algebra 2 test to study for tomorrow. I'll probably tell you what else pissed me off tomorrow.